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W-O-M-E-N

Posted: May 8, 2014 by Murdock in Him / Her, Love

women-talk

Marital Status

Posted: July 2, 2013 by Murdock in Him / Her

Her: Are you married?

Him: No, I’m happy.

Friendship

Posted: November 13, 2011 by Murdock in Him / Her

FEMALE FRIENDSHIP

 Girl 1: Darling!!! Oh, you’ve had your hair cut!!!

 Girl 2: Honey!!! Yes, you know, with Fabio..he’s a wiz with his scissors.

Girl 1: So lovely!! You look 10 years younger, and those highlights …just wonderful. WOW hon ..I might try the same myself.

 Girl 2: Oh yes, the highlights…it’s this new technique that he learnt in Italy.

Girl 1: WOW.. run home to your man…his jaw will drop and he’ll feel proud to have a girl like you.

 Girl 2: Oh thanks so much hun…love you so….

Girl 1 walks away thinking: Boy does that little bitch look ridiculous. Can’t understand what that hunk boyfriend of hers sees in her. If I get half a chance, he’s mine!!

Girl 2 walks away thinking: That little slut!! She’s probably so jealous that she wants to look like me…and with that pathetic hair she has….not even implants would do half the job.


MALE FRIENDSHIP

Guy 1: Oh…you look so sweet. Ooooh getting your hair cut were you!!

Guy 2: No …my head suddenly swelled up you dumbfuck.

Guy 1: Well…what a fucked up haircut mate. What? Did the barber think you said… a “gay’s” cut instead of a “guy’s” cut?

Guy 2: Yeah….but your mother likes it.

Guy 1: Sure..got it…gotta go fuckhead…listen….send that sexy sister of yours my “deep” regards.

Guy 2: Off you go then ..you fucking sissy…don’t want to disappoint your man, do you?

Guy 1 walks away thinking: Man…what a cool dude..could talk to him all day!!

Guy 2 walks away thinking: Love that guy man, brightens up my day!!!

Him / Her

Posted: October 6, 2011 by Murdock in Him / Her

Him: Would you still love me if I didn’t have all this money, this house, this car, this boat?

Her: Of course I’d love you, but I’d miss you.

Him / Her

Posted: October 6, 2011 by Murdock in Him / Her

Her: If you had told me you loved me I would have thrown myself at you with open arms.

Him: If you had thrown yourself at me with open arms I would have told you I loved you.

Him / Her

Posted: May 6, 2011 by Murdock in Him / Her

Her: I like you but right now I just want to be friends.

Him: Do I know this other guy?

Him/Her

Posted: April 15, 2011 by Murdock in Him / Her

Her: Why can’t we just be friends?

Him: Why can’t we just have sex?